Let Alexa handle the vibes — you’ve got wine, snacks, and a growing suspicion of everyone around you. This sarcastic true crime sweatshirt is made for cozy nights, murder marathons, and people who definitely don’t ask too many questions… unless they’re about forensics.
Sweatshirts Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Pre-shrunk • Classic fit
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
**CARE INSTRUCTIONS**
Turn inside out and machine wash cold on delicate cycle
Dry on low heat setting
Do not bleach
Do not dry-clean
Do not iron directly on the design
Our designs are printed using the highest quality professional direct-to-garment (DTG) process, which prints fabric-grade ink directly onto the garment and blends with the fibers. This ensures a crisp printing outcome and a feel similar to screen printing, avoiding the thick rubbery feel of vinyl.
All sweatshirts are made to order and will ship within 2-5 days from our printing partner. Please allow enough time for production and shipping. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Slight variances in color and sizes may occur compared to what you see on your computer screen.
