Not a threat. Just a wish. ☠️ This sarcastic statement hoodie is for days when positivity feels optional and honesty feels necessary. Featuring a bold skull graphic and a message that can be read multiple ways, it’s the perfect mix of dark humor and everyday realism.
Soft, cozy, and made for errands, work-from-home days, or letting the universe decide how things shake out.
Product features:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Heather sports colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Classic fit
Pre-shrunk
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Tear away label
Color matched drawcord
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Double-lined hood.
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Our designs are printed using the highest quality professional direct-to-garment (DTG) process, which prints fabric-grade ink directly onto the garment and blends with the fibers. This ensures a crisp printing outcome and a feel similar to screen printing, avoiding the thick rubbery feel of vinyl.
*Slight variances in color and sizes may occur compared to what you see on your computer screen.
All items are made to order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
