This mug says what you’re thinking—just with a paddle and zero patience.
Designed for people who are officially done carrying, fixing, explaining, or emotionally babysitting anything that is not their problem. The message is blunt, unapologetic, and absolutely not meant for delicate mornings.
Drink responsibly. Paddle accordingly.
Product Details: • Ceramic • Design printed on both sides of mug • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter • Colored rim, inside, and handle • Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
