Because some days deserve honesty before caffeine.
This minimalist coffee mug says exactly what everyone’s thinking — no fluff, no motivation, just facts. Perfect for workdays, burnout mornings, and anyone running on overstimulation and not nearly enough pay.
Dry humor. Strong coffee. Accurate energy.
Product features:
Glossy ceramic with a shiny finish for a stylish look.
Vibrant colors achieved through advanced printing techniques.
Microwave-safe for easy heating of your favorite drinks.
Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning and maintenance.
Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz.
Image printed on both sides of mug
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
