Life has a way of hitting hard when you least expect it.
This mug is for anyone who’s been through enough plot twists to politely request a smoother experience going forward. Sarcastic, relatable, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh instead of gasp, it’s the perfect companion for mornings when optimism hasn’t fully loaded.
A little humor. A lot of truth. And coffee—obviously.
Product Details: • Ceramic • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter (not available in all color options) • Colored rim, inside, and handle • Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
