This coffee mug delivers the update no one asked for—and you definitely don’t care about.
With a bold, distressed “Breaking News” design, this sarcastic coffee mug is perfect for caffeine-fueled eye rolls, morning silence, and anyone who’s officially out of patience. Loud message, zero emotional investment.
Read it. Sip. Move on.
Product Description: • Ceramic - Design printed on both sides of mug • 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm) • 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm) • Glossy finish • NOT dishwasher or microwave safe • Hand-wash only
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
