Our 'I Am Not a Person You Can Put on Speakerphone' t-shirt is the ultimate wearable volume control for the discerning conversationalist. Designed for those who appreciate the art of private banter, this shirt is more than just clothing – it's a sonic boundary.
The bold message serves as a sartorial reminder to those around you that your conversations are an exclusive engagement, not a public performance.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
