{"product_id":"not-always-sarcastic-coffee-mug","title":"Not Always Sarcastic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"264\"\u003eContrary to popular belief, you \u003cem data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"198\"\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e have an off switch. You’re just usually asleep when it happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eThis sarcastic coffee mug features the phrase “I’m Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I Sleep,” making it perfect for morning zombies, night owls, and anyone whose personality runs on caffeine and commentary. Ideal for desks, kitchens, and passive-aggressive sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"567\"\u003eSleep optional. Sarcasm guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic - Design printed on both sides of mug\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"She's Sarcastic","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":40772815945817,"sku":"1261451_1320","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":40772815978585,"sku":"1261451_4830","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":40772816011353,"sku":"1261451_16586","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/7607\/1001\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-20-oz-handle-on-right-658bb59cdbf3e.jpg?v=1703654824","url":"https:\/\/shessarcastic.com\/products\/not-always-sarcastic-coffee-mug","provider":"She's Sarcastic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}