{"product_id":"not-a-morning-person-coffee-mug","title":"Not a Morning Person Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eIf mornings had personalities, this mug would decline the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"604\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"385\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eThe Not a Morning Person Coffee Mug is for anyone who dislikes mornings, people, and especially people in the morning. Direct, relatable, and unapologetically honest—because small talk before coffee is a hard no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"683\"\u003ePerfect for desks, kitchens, and silently setting boundaries before caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"She's Sarcastic","offers":[{"title":"11 oz \/ Ceramic","offer_id":41113188958297,"sku":"3040456_1320","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Ceramic","offer_id":41113188991065,"sku":"3040456_4830","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz \/ Ceramic","offer_id":41113189023833,"sku":"3040456_16586","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/7607\/1001\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-right-6613729fe340f_1fd9695b-84b4-4d19-ab64-bfa48a39fab4.jpg?v=1712551079","url":"https:\/\/shessarcastic.com\/products\/not-a-morning-person-coffee-mug","provider":"She's Sarcastic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}